Business Casual Stripes

Want something fun to wear that still works as business casual?

Start thinking STRIPES baby!

Lots of weird stripes.

Matching Jacket and Boots

Looking for matching boots and jacket?

Aim for something in white and black. That patterns don't even have to match, but they look awesome together.

:)

Mint Green Ugly Coat

Omigod!

Who would wear such an ugly mint green coat?

You would have to really love faux fur that looks old shag carpeting and that hideous colour.

Disgusting!

Wearing All Black = Always Fashionable

Wearing ALL BLACK is always fashionable.

Why? Because they always match.

You can mix new and old fashions.

It works equally well for business casual or just plain casual fashion, you always look cool, and they go well with black sunglasses.

Great for Autumn, Winter and Spring. (But may be too hot in the summer.)

Just make sure everything is clean, not faded and its all awesome.

Plus Size Tops for Women

Do you ever get annoyed that you can't find a clothing store with shirts that fits you because you're just a little too baby around the hips just about everywhere else you can think of. This is more common occurrence in America where everybody is just a little bit heavier these days.

These days the best way to find plus size clothing is to go online and find the website that you really like and has all the plus size clothing that you want. As such many people find out they have several different web sites what are their favorites.

Why because it's so hard to find plus size clothing web sites. They aren't exactly what people considered to be normal. So instead you end up having to look for such web sites and hopefully find the good ones.

Fortunately in America with the ever widening belts of Americans plus size clothing the norm.

Plus size tops for example are available on many websites in multiple countries, including Australia, the UK, Ireland, New Zealand, Canada and the USA... but if you try doing a Google search in America and restrict it to specific states and cities you will quickly discover this is a booming industry in the USA.

And why shouldn't it be? We are all people and we all like to look fashionable.

It really is unfortunate that the USA has such a huge problem with people being overweight and obese, but that doesn't mean those people cannot dress themselves (unless they've reached the point where they can't even roll out of bed... in which case they're basically disabled).

Being fat doesn't have to be a disability however. It only becomes a disability if people allow their weight to get out of control and they mentally start to embrace their illness. Eating disorders work a bit like a slow kind of suicide...

Note: Many life insurance companies refuse to insure people who are morbidly obese because they could literally have a heart attack at any time and just die. There is no point insuring someone who could kick the bucket at a moments notice while scarfing down a cheeseburger.

However I will point out a funny thing a friend pointed out... Apparently if you kill yourself using auto erotic asphyxiation then your death will be ruled an accident by misadventure... which means life insurance still applies. And it is a more likely to be a successful suicide if someone wanted to deliberately kill themselves that way. Shooting yourself in the head with a pistol only kills people half the time. Often they end up in a hospital, drooling out the side of their mouth and wearing one of those horrible hospital nightgowns.

And lets face it, nobody wants to be caught alive or dead wearing a hospital nightgown.

So get yourself some nice clothes and do it in style baby!

I admit this is one of the most weird fashion posts I have ever done... but to be fair I am being facetious (joking in a fake manner) so if you didn't catch that, please do. Please also leave comments on the above somewhat controversial topics and which method of killing yourself is best.

#1. Slow death by eating yourself to death.

#2. Shooting yourself, living for another 20 years, and having to wear those horrible hospital nightgowns while relatives spoon-feed you during visits in the hospital.

#3. Auto erotic asphyxiation. Yes, its an embarrassing way to die, but you get to die in fashion baby! Possibly wearing women's lingerie like actor David Carradine did (from Kung Fu and Kill Bill) when he 'accidentally' killed himself.

Oh and plus size shirts. They're awesome. Just so long as they're not too BIG because if its the size of a small elephant than you should probably go on a year long diet and lose 100 lbs until you weigh about 150 and can actually jog when you want to instead of feeling like a disabled invalid when you walk.

Nobody wants to be disabled and morbidly obese when they don't have to. Its really just a matter of self-control.

I should also note I don't endorse anorexia either. That is a different kind of illness / eating disorder and people who do that need serious help.

Lastly!

Don't forget plus size lingerie! That stuff rocks! Proof that having some curves still looks awesome, provided you don't go over the deep end and end up having "rolls" instead of curves.

Fashion Don'ts from CollegeHumor

As if there wasn't enough weird teenagers wearing ridiculous things today (which look gawdawful) now CollegeHumor has taken up making fun of such ridiculous things as Jeggings (faux jeans leggings) and other fashion don'ts.

Really what it comes down to is what is acceptable for wearing at school (and also at work).

For schools they just want to avoid anything that is too racy (to the point that it causes problems). Mini Skirts in the 60s were a big deal to schools and many of them banned that particular fashion item.

But could you imagine someone wearing a mini skirt on casual Fridays in a serious workplace? No. Its just too obviously racy. So while mini-skirts may now be acceptable at schools, they're definitely not acceptable in the office.

Basically, if you think its too racy and ridiculous, you probably shouldn't wear it.

Kilts on men however... yes, please do. Need more of that! ;)

Just not on casual Fridays unless your office boss happens to be Scottish and owns a bagpipe factory.