Too Long Dress

Here is a fashion tip for you...

NEVER wear a dress or gown so long that its dragging on the ground.

Yes, it may be pretty.

But how pretty will it be when you've got mud and grass stains on it?

And how pretty will the bill from the drycleaners be?

Just think of it as an OFFICIAL FASHION DON'T and a FASHION CRIME to wear a dress that is too long for you.

Plus...

You kind of look like an idiot when you wear a dress too long for yourself.

Like you don't even know how to dress yourself.